Jokes and tongue- twisters

Easter joke

1] What happens when you tell an egg joke?

Ans] it cracks up!

Normal jokes   

2] Why did the boy tip toe past the medicine cabinet?

Ans] he din’t want to wake up the sleeping pills!

3] Why did Goofy put a clock under his desk?

Ans] because he wanted to work over time!

4] When do you stop at green and go at red?

Ans] When you‘re eating a watermelon!!!

5] How do you repair a broken tomato?

Ans] with tomato paste!!!!

6] Why did the balloon pop?

Ans] because it saw a lolly pop!